The corgi
Short legs. Long record.
Follows her around the house.
A private invitation099
FOR YOUR
EYES
ONLY.
You know the password.
Strictly personalOctober / 2026
One suspect. One detective.
One night.
No alibi.
The working theory01 / 06
NIKKI.Nine-Nine.
Case 099.
One suspect. One detective.
One very overdue night out.
One of one
★
The Nikki edition
★
The Nikki edition
Before the case opens, a definition.
Champagne
in a shot glass.
a.
Champagne
The good stuff. Opened when the night is worth it. Makes everything around it better.
b.
Shot glass
Small. Fast. No warning. Zero to 100 before the corgi finishes his bark.
Put together: Nikki.
That is the working theory.
Everything in this file is evidence for it.
Bass on. Lights on.The investigation starts here.No ordinary night.
Precinct / personal affairs02 / 06
THE CASE FILE.
Highly
personal
★
personal
★
Grumpy Persian
Refuses to cooperate.
Refuses everything.
Prime suspect / 099
NIKKI.
Also known as
champagne in a shot glass.
Assessment
The detective is building the case below. So far, the evidence is overwhelming.
Last seen
Dancing badly. In need of a partner.
Detective volunteering, worse.
Known interests
Per her own feed
AI pornStand up comedy disabledAI comedyPets. Pets.CorgiCats
“Suspect seen dancing badly. Needs partner.
Detective volunteering, worse.”
The collected evidence03 / 06
THREE EXHIBITS.
ONE CONCLUSION.
Some things are hard to explain.
These aren’t.
Tap each exhibit to turn it over.
Detective’s note
Three exhibits, one conclusion. Champagne in a shot glass.
Overdue for a night out.
Exhibit 099 / The final finding04 / 06 — The verdict
CHAMPAGNEin aSHOT GLASS.
CONFIRMED / NO APPEALSmall dose. Hits fast. Zero to 100 before the corgi finishes his bark.
Every exhibit says the same thing.
The detective is not appealing.
An invitation for two05 / 06
COMEdancing.
Dinner first.
Then wherever the night goes.
The dress code
WE ARE BOTH
DRESSING SLUTTY.
Non-negotiable. Champagne in a shot glass does not wear a cardigan. Neither does the detective.
The shirt stays home. It knows what it did.
A night worth
opening the good stuff.Admit two
opening the good stuff.Admit two
05
Monday / 2026
OCTOBER
L’OPERA.
Bonifacio Global City
7:00 PMOr whenever champagne in a shot glass gets there.
Case 099
Nikki + detective
One night only
Nikki + detective
One night only
Reserved in the detective’s imagination. Pending your yes.
Case 099 / Suspect’s response06 / 06
WELL?
The detective rests his case.
Your move.
All three discoveries foundBonus finding: the detective had champagne in a shot glass figured out before the case opened.
Two very good options.
See you on the floor.
Nothing has been sent yet.
Monday / October 05 / 20267:00 PM · L’Opera, BGCOne of one. Just like you.